I once was at a nightclub, and met a woman who was a real catch. Turned out, she was married. But she was impressed that I didn't turn around and run when she said so.

After speaking for about 10 minutes, she was excited to introduce me to her two single girlfriends. She said, "This is JOHN. He is a GOOD MAN." I think I got a handshake from each of them, then they resumed scouring the premises with their eyes. The original woman shrugged, and said, "Well, I tried. They're both always telling me how they want a serious relationship. I guess they're not ready yet." my response was, "Yeah, I see that a lot."